1,500 sheep jump off cliff to their death. Apocalypse imminent

In what was surely a protest in response to American foreign policy and the Bush Administration, 1,500 sheep in Turkey committed mass suicide today. How many must die before we get equal rights and gay-sheep marriage Mr. Bush? How many!

"First one sheep jumped to its death. Then stunned Turkish shepherds, who had left the herd to graze while they had breakfast, watched as nearly 1,500 others followed, each leaping off the same cliff, Turkish media reported Friday."

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1,500 suicidal sheep leap of a cliff in Turkey