Death of a Mullet.
Much to the relief of normies everywhere, the urban-faux-mullet-hawk-from-the-future is now in the past. I feel like Sampson from the bible; powerless without my flowing locks.
Why would you do this to yourself you might ask? Well, I have a big interview on the 49th floor of the Standards and Poors building in the financial district tomorrow morning and I don't think Wall Street types fully appreciate the form and beauty of a good mullet.