Perils of the American Traveler

Two airplanes and three cities later and I'm finally in Newark, NJ. But
since then I've taken three 'AirTrains' to get to the NJ Transit train
that will take me to Penn Station, where I take ANOTHER shuttle train to
Grand Central Station, and THEN hop a cab to my final destination-
SLEEP!
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