Paparazzi spy photos emerge from Saturday's Crobar madness

This pic was leaked onto the AP (read Associated Penises) wire last night and have begun a viral circulation throughout the net today. Although we weren't the first to get our mits on this bit of trash, we felt the civic duty to identify the culprits involved and the circumstances surrounding the hype.
What you're seeing is an impromptu shot of Mac, Janet, and Benji in the back of a limousine en route to New York mega club Crobar on Saturday Night. Only hours after returning from a weeklong stint in Texas, Mac found himself with friends and unable to hail a cab. So he did what any logical technosexual from the near future would do, he convinced a passing limo driver to take him and his cohorts to their destination, in style!