iRiver's taking Sony on a date; plans to stiff her on the bill
Sony and Nintendo are changing in the lockerroom when iRiver comes out of the shower buck naked and starts flexing it's Windows Mobile 5 muscles in front of them. Nintendo looks away blushing; Sony pretends to be doing it's hair but is really eyeing up iRiver's massive 800 pixel endowment in the mirror.
This baby's younger, smarter, faster, and prettier than you. It's got 8 gigs of storage, a rowdy 3D graphics engine, runs WinMo 5, and has a better screen than you.
It's not you, it's
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